A spot for those of us who occasionally post when drunk (like I am now) to post for the hell of it. Also, it will function as a place to keep drunken posts (like this one) from cropping up in other spots on the message board. Leber, I expect most of your posts to end up here.

Rules of The Drunken Thread:

1. Sober posters are not allowed. You must be drunk before you may add to The Drunken Thread!

2. No editing! Spelling errors and typos are part of the fun that is The Drunken Thread!

3. I forget...

I swear to drunk I'm not god... but I think I got a little too much blood in my alcohol level...

if youou weer really druunk you wouldnhace msdder more misstjpse

[Not drunk yet...] I promise to immeditaely drink more an then post random thoughts here. Standby...

I R drunk once more. Because I can be. Who? Me? I suspect the authenticity of your drunkeness. You must prove your drunkeness in front of a tribunal of drunken elders before you may proceed. That is all. Note: Miller light just doesn't cut it after drinking Guinness for so long.

Drunken merry wishes from Ghost. I love you all.

P.S. This is what the alphabet would look like without the letters Q and R.

[Space reserved for... oh.... maybe an hour or two from now?]

edited: whoah boy.

edited: again... whoah.

I've gotta get some more beer, I'll post again soooon.

i just got home from the exzibition, there was beer tents, and this year we could double fist it! 2X the beer in half the time! it was so fun. there was this ride that was like BZZZZZZ, an d i was like Woah!, then i spun, and i got really dizzy. then i went ont eh tilt-a-whirl, and spinninng, and spinning, and man it was cool, i love alcohol. and

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sugarsugarsuagrsugarsugarnosleepforlongtimesugarsugarCAFFEINE!

Gavan! You have violated rule #2 of the drunken thread!! No editing!!!

BtW, LOL, keep em coming!

What the F#@K do you want?

whaaaaaaaaaaaa :@

Hummm... not drunk (not even one single Rammer™... yet)

but I'm workin' on three hours sleep in almost as many days...

does that count?

Crap I forgot to post here last night! Crap crap crap...

Next time I'm drunk I PROMISE, OK Ghost?

BIZUMP! Leber where are you!?!?

I was just going to revive this topic.. no need to do that now, it there..

This drunk quote is too funny to pass up. It's a variation of the ever popular one:

Don't drunk, I'm shoot

I like the: "Please take me drunk, I'm home" more..

NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF THREAD! i dont get drunk but i always act like im drunk

No offense, but you act more like you're on two Red Bulls than you're drunk.

Two? If there wasn't carbon dioxide in it, I'd swear she's mainlining the stuff.