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Apr 02, 2003 sydnalloh link
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Apr 02, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
went
Apr 01, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
The story so far!

The cow went moo and the oversized potato was rotten and eggs tasted carbohydronical with a gherkin on thursday afternoon but i crapped green fish out of the sea as in Titanic the c00kie shaped cereal vomit with cows attached with mice eating poop unfortunately hobo transvestites wrote thatone is binary dolphins tracking retarted semi-professional devs in latex wrapped in seaweed goop became sentient, further detailing intentions of molesting little trouts with wide-eyed purple toothpicks and the moral of the story is never complete stories that are nonsense porns films that involve many hypothetical questions about the aerodynamics of a screw nicely singing: We are the champions, my freind and we covered everybody in crunchy bits of supadupa fried chicken wings, covered with 25 milligrams of sprinkled plant. And poop flies pooping flies while spewing green glares from Rabid Panda's lower abdomen thingy that looks bloated like rosie and retards candy that pukes every time that the spam of sheep was slightly smaller than a piece of twisted elephant nose wiping someones wood in a huge tiny big cock! However there appear to be a large difference in someone's size but it failed to expand over dead untill many renegades consumated have been designed by a1k0n, in some chocolate Moulding that melted in ice smelling fruit cakes but they melted into small biscuits covered in huge colors because nobody wants Death to cry rivers when someone eats it. Necrophiliac Man dug a pungent right handed hole and discovered corn stuffed up urza's rail gun barrel that backfired into his brother's head which was empty because he was stupider than a brick on speed. However it was Albert Einstein who invented the atomic particles made from belly button lint that smelled like cheeseburgers that Bill Gates consumed in 1987. A huge lizard with a fondness for lingerie knocked on wood that liked splinters to imbed into corpses of transvestite Itani noobkillers that are disguised as pansies. Necrophiliac Man digs with herrings teeth, sharpened like tiny daggers, pets his delicious fat pie and mice a la mode. Elsewhere, Lord of Jackoffea plotted revolutionary uprisings scourching grammar and spelling but who would try to moo on the cloud of powerful nuclear flatus from canadian assholes stuffed with plutonium. Then Anal Man piled liquid filled crepes flambe the cow's crotch together with Britney Spears Gyrating mindlessly over it. Now withing moments we shat Ritalin that Urza avoided during "Happy hour with Martha Stewart" on pbs channel, Martha Stewart of electric Avenue was molestering Urza with mittens and knobbly whips, Frodo demanded that Cheddar be cheese lemmings, oh no more C-4 cans are painful weight-loss utencils unless they killed every Steve that dives through Jell-O nightly visits Lube entered the rectal oedispusian female that was eating fresh brains undergoing transformation that day. Nobody farted when 0xD started shouting, "This is my bazooka and I am going to use it only when I wank." Then Necrophiliac Man ate a cow's body that had decomposed, then it became delicious! 42 seconds later Earth orgasmed and the volcanoes spewed hymothatigrated sploo like jism. Freud theorized that E3 Booth Babes suffer from penis envy due to Sam. Suddenlt, Whistler pediphilled Urza figuratively. Necrophiliac Man believed arolte had beaten cancer and Flattulance Girl ate StarFreeze's organs all started liquifying a cake made from spastic halibut. Necrophiliac Man sprang to the corpse and molested the uncle's body with a peanut-butter vibration device of doom (we love Jeros). Jeros can fart and spam while we beat the living hell out of the spammer. Bubba scooped the entrails of Mr. "Bob The Red Faced Ant Eating Nose Picking Crotch Cleaner From The Planet of Chicago In America In The Universe Of Earth Stationed By Alpha Assa Nine". Since the last evisceration of Mr. Bob The Red Faced Ant Eating Nose Picking Crotch Cleaner From The Planet of Chicago In America In The Universe Of Earth Stationed By Alpha Assa Nine junior, but Randal's declawed pygmy crawled backwards without any cojones rojo. In Necrophiliac Man's People Pie which was very crunchy and tastefully bloody cows. Then Flattulance Girl started scratching he-man's sword handle and rubbed her feet thoroughly. Orgasmo the Impalor imapled Mr. Impald the great cow of Cheese Wiz then ate spam flavored poop. Necrophiliac Man decided to reload his pants that stuck to his meaty ankles and gun then he started shooting himself up then emptied his Barret M82A1 and ate another hash brownie. Mr. Cough found pie under Necrophiliac Man's rectum when he exploded from Screamers embedded in StarFreeze's millions, the movie "Babes in Boobland Who Got Lost in Beaver Creek After being the Playmate Of The Apes" was viewed by Forum Moderator who was combustible. Bob The Orgasming Pig was having a bowl of Mr. Lemming's Orgasmic Soup With a hint of pie, sherry pie was tasty but it was spam! Ni! said HAil! Then willie nelson decided herrings needed "Bob's Super Poisonus Ground Up Mutilated Digested Regurgitated Herring Food (Made with real herrings!)" to poo in Homestar Runner's underoos' Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law Tag so they removed the tag and Homestar Runner was liked! ...err... pie. So fart blueberry pie has rotted into cherry pudding. Then the piss covered Urza milked the monkey dry. "Hello" said Blue space cow's bitch , which humped the Scuba Steve's Auntie Em. The Colon Shrimp was saddened when his balls exploded gently when someone stepped into poop after Oral Woman had arolte forced to eat the fluff. From a1k0n came an apple from electric27's shoe. It exploded when Les Tartes farted behind the urinal but then sixty bicycles grew sixty more bicycles from Hell to DESTROY NON-PIE-THING which was wielded by The knights who say Pie. Then all the pies were flying cake ships battling mouse-twirling cows from Enfland, but Uncle Dave and LeathaL twirled NON-PIE-THING untill they died. Once Soap Dropper Man rallied tanks through Da' Kingdom of Jackoffia then died, the knights who say pie spit herring-like shrubberies at the Colon Shrimp until cranberries molested the electrolux headqyarters, 123 Good Sucker Road, Nowhere YA. Flamey Man flamed on. Then all 3,659 bicycles started marching down the road to Orgasmo's PIE-FACTORY. Mac OS X detected pie on Necrophiliac Man's head. Bob The Compleatly Random Uninteresting Dude, who bored so The Anal infiltrator kissed a duck. [syn]n00b licks crusty telephones sitting on The Colon Shrimp who climed out NON-PIE-THING then barfed on John Denver whose Brillo pad was molestered in Greece after a sheep ate Greeks and shat with fury ducklings that exploded. Then a giant bug fully ate all the devs and crapped a hedge hog which, in turn, killed all 42 of the hemmroids' hosts. Mutated penguins also attenuated themselves with spam. Then bob said I like PIE!!!" and proceeded to relieve the victim of The Colon Shrimp from severe ingestion with ninja stars swimming synchopatedly through the blood baths encountered hazy rabbits nibbling donuts (i still say it is doughnuts) with chocolate bits on-top. Captain Ass Crack also dusted his collection of spam-flavoured pie doughnuts adorned in periwinkle poop which is sliding perpendicular along the bumpy axis of grandiose nacho sause inspired by Homostar Runner with stong bad food-like busis which incapacitate any n00bs that print newspapers ...err... ...umm... DUCK!!! "oh yeah!" "OUCH!!!" "why...". Then Suicidal Lemming ate several New York Yankees leading to defeat the anal attackers who upgraded all the nukes.

Question is the only thread that is this long and has stayed on topic in these forums!
Apr 01, 2003 ctishman link
No.
Apr 01, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
Some one is a happy.
Apr 01, 2003 roguelazer link
<HEAD>/me decides to start SL's thread</HEAD>
<BODY>The</BODY>
Apr 01, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
Cow
Apr 02, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
"in the distance you hear a gumbalmachine working extensively"
translating sydnallah's post :

moo

/translated
"it stopped working"

"my 1 word post :D"

and
Apr 02, 2003 roguelazer link
the
Apr 02, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
oversized
Apr 02, 2003 SiliconX link
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Apr 02, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
translated siliconpost : potato

My post: :D

was
Apr 02, 2003 SiliconX link
rotten
Apr 02, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
My word:

and

My message:
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Apr 02, 2003 roguelazer link
eggs
Apr 02, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
tasted
Apr 03, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
carbohydronical
Apr 03, 2003 roguelazer link
with
Apr 03, 2003 Renegade ++RIP++ link
a
Apr 03, 2003 asphyxia link
gherkin