Yes, you all thought this just disappeared 6 years ago didn't you! twa ha! I am back and more bothersome than ever!

Current members: CrazySpence

Tremble before my insanity!!!

Or join it, depending how much you like the entire populous of VO killing you with ease just like I do!

Fools!

If only you were serco.

If only you were me!

Then we'd be twins! I'm the evil twin.

Goatee and all?

Yea! I look exactly like the blue satan avatar on yahoo!

Between you and me YOU would be the evil twin?! HAH

More like I'd be the evil crazy twin and you would be the evil crazy twin....hmmm

Indeed!

I have claimed the entire system of Pelatus as my base!

Stay out!

When you enter Pelatus and see me please state "Hail to the king baby" to receive free escort through Pelatus

Not saying it may result in chase

Saying it then shooting may result in chase

Saying other things may result in chase

Joining the CBG may result in chase(ing)

Ok.. apparently I'm King of Edras now. So I guess I'm entitled to some chase(ing) too!

Yes, Edras and Pelatus now belong to the CBG

Join us or at least Hail us!

Join the CBG and you will be taught how to angry up the blood of pirates and wave your cargo phanny in their faces!

You might even kill a couple!

Disclaimer: Joining the CBG may result in frequent death

May result?

shhhh can't let them know the truth til they sign up

With the ongoing discussions about VPR being important and the counter argument that they're lame this is the perfect time to offer an alternative!

The CrazySpence bargain school of pirate teasing.

Sometimes the best defense is to go bat shit crazy!

Join me and learn all the ways you can tease, aggravate and escape your opponents.

Studies have shown that a frustrated opponent will make mistakes and fail at whatever they are accomplishing which in this case is killing you for calling them lame for not catching you 3 sectors ago!

Join me and we can sip wine while injecting energy drinks into our blood for the best effectiveness at insanity!

Sometimes the best defense is to go fat shit crazy!

Fixed your typo; it's OK, though.

We all understand that those with thick fingers may mash the "b" key when they mean to hit the "f" key.

That's defamation of character!

Sue yourself!

Besides. Fingers aren't fat, my gut is fat!

Sue myself? Ok: truth is an absolute defense to defamation. I win.

Yea, Take that!