Dear Miharu,
Sorry about the rest of the bar, see Monk dared me to "just try and get a beer" when no one was at the bar. Well you know how I am about dares, and well I was thirsty, and have kinda had a rough day, and Mystic was not online to give me freebies. Good news is your door is really tough, I could not get the crowbar or the C4 to work. Bad news is your walls are not that great and the sunflairs kinda well... I'm sorry.

Oh and I got trapped in the wine cellar by the auto cannon behind the bar (missed it on my way in) but don't worry Black 2 was able to save me with a portable rocket launcher so alls well that ends well.

Sorry about the mess I'm sure you can take it outta Monks pay check.

Love ya,
Borbie.

P.S. Please order more crates of Roid Rammers the few you had lasted only a few trips to B8.

0.o

Huh?

frak, and I was patrolling the far side of the uni...

Borbie??? I thought he... uh... met his demise...

and "BLAK 2"???

whoa... something is just not right...

Seta

Want a roid rammer?

Oh wait I drank them all..

*hic*

/me watches as Miharu grabs the MEP. /me laughs inside.

/me wonders when the makchuga became a serco bar-fight tavern.

*sighs*

Borb, you're excused... this time only.

And as for you, Erik... *cracks knuckles*

*sounds of painful screaming can be heard in the background*

[Sat Nov 19 00:31:23 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless tips his hat to who ever is barkeepiong at M-14
[Sat Nov 19 00:32:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> >.>
[Sat Nov 19 00:32:11 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> kinda far from m14 right now
[Sat Nov 19 00:32:18 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> real far
[Sat Nov 19 00:32:28 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> But I need a drink now...
[Sat Nov 19 00:33:29 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan points to the AutoVend
[Sat Nov 19 00:33:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> Normally Id be more than happy to serve you but not tonight
[Sat Nov 19 00:33:51 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> But I want a barkeep!
[Sat Nov 19 00:51:39 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless gets sick of the door not opening and goes back to his ship for some C 4
[Sat Nov 19 00:52:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> *A muffled boom and be heared through out M14*
[Sat Nov 19 00:52:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> and yet the door stands
[Sat Nov 19 00:52:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless goes to buy some sun flairs for his revver
[Sat Nov 19 00:53:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> *A loud boom can be heard through out M14*
[Sat Nov 19 00:54:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> the door now has a dent but still stands
[Sat Nov 19 00:54:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless grins as the walls around the doors fall
[Sat Nov 19 00:54:23 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless wonders for a few seconds how pissed Miharu will me
[Sat Nov 19 00:57:10 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan takes pictures through the webcams in the Makchuga
[Sat Nov 19 00:57:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> Smile Faceless
[Sat Nov 19 01:04:08 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless walks outta the smoldering bar
[Sat Nov 19 01:04:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> Hmm guess I should leave a note
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> Dear Mihare, sorry about the mess, Monk dared me to "just try and get some beer" and well you know how I am about dares and beer. I'm sure you can take it out
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> Of his pay check. Love ya, Borbie.
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless turns on spell checker and fixes Miharu
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:43 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Black 2> borbie... bf of barbie...
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:44 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan brandishes a holodisk
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> I have evidence =P
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:09 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> Only of me getting drunk!
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> and trying to blow up the bar
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:26 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> I have fake logs that can prove you dared me!
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> hehe
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:36 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless starts doctering logs
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> I have real logs of what i was actually doing
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:54 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> It's your logs again mine!

I told you about the cameras Borb =P

That's funny see my logs go some thing like this:

[Sat Nov 19 00:31:23 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless tips his hat to who ever is barkeepiong at M-14
[Sat Nov 19 00:32:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> >.>
[Sat Nov 19 00:32:11 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> kinda far from m14 right now
[Sat Nov 19 00:32:18 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> real far
[Sat Nov 19 00:32:28 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> But I need a drink now...
[Sat Nov 19 00:33:29 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan flips off borb and laughs as he stares at the locked bar door
[Sat Nov 19 00:33:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> hehe i dare you to try and break in miharu will SKOM you to death
[Sat Nov 19 00:51:39 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless gets sick of the door not opening and goes back to his ship for some C 4
[Sat Nov 19 00:52:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> *A muffled boom and be heared through out M14*
[Sat Nov 19 00:52:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> and yet the door stands
[Sat Nov 19 00:52:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless goes to buy some sun flairs for his revver
[Sat Nov 19 00:53:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> *A loud boom can be heard through out M14*
[Sat Nov 19 00:54:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> the door now has a dent but still stands
[Sat Nov 19 00:54:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless grins as the walls around the doors fall
[Sat Nov 19 00:54:23 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless wonders for a few seconds how pissed Miharu will me
[Sat Nov 19 00:57:10 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan takes pictures through the webcams in the Makchuga
[Sat Nov 19 00:57:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> Smile Faceless
[Fri Nov 18 23:59:45 2005] ff0000Black 2 stands at attention and salutes Cmdr. "Faceless"
[Sat Nov 19 00:00:01 2005] ff0000<Faceless> Er don't come back here the gun will get you
[Sat Nov 19 00:00:13 2005] ff0000<Faceless> Hey wait if you could get a rocket you could take it out!
[Sat Nov 19 00:00:21 2005] ff0000<Faceless> Maawwwhahha the beer is saved
[Sat Nov 19 00:00:26 2005] ff0000<Black 2> sure!
[Sat Nov 19 00:00:45 2005] ff0000Black 2 walks back to his marauder and gets a Rocket launcher from the back compartment
[Sat Nov 19 00:01:13 2005] ff0000Faceless saves a few beers in a blast proof case
[Sat Nov 19 00:01:21 2005] ff0000Black 2 walks and shoots the gun
[Sat Nov 19 00:02:13 2005] ff0000Faceless laughs as the auto gun is blown apart
[Sat Nov 19 01:04:08 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless walks outta the smoldering bar
[Sat Nov 19 01:04:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> Hmm guess I should leave a note
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> Dear Mihare, sorry about the mess, Monk dared me to "just try and get some beer" and well you know how I am about dares and beer. I'm sure you can take it out
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> Of his pay check. Love ya, Borbie.
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless turns on spell checker and fixes Miharu
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:43 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Black 2> borbie... bf of barbie...
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:44 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan brandishes a holodisk
[Sat Nov 19 01:05:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> I have evidence =P
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:09 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> Only of me getting drunk!
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> and trying to blow up the bar
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:26 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> I have logs that can prove you dared me!
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> hehe
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:36 2005] 28b4f0[100]Faceless starts getting his logs ready in case he has to show Miharu
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> I have fake logs of what i was "actually" doing
[Sat Nov 19 01:06:54 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Faceless> It's your logs agin mine!

As you can see it's all his doing. And do feel free to keep the going away money I gave you, it should help cover costs.

You see Miharu knows I'm too ignorant and lazy to doctor logs. =P

It's quite true, Borb. He is too lazy.

(_._) at Borbie =P Nyah nyah

Yes but he is in bed with Joyce and she's not lazy. Also she has shown a past trend for doing peoples dirty work, in addition to the fact that before she logged she was hostile toward me.

And there you have it, I'm the victim here feel bad for me.

lol

Moral of the story, don't get in the way of a redneck and his beer.

Thank you.

Borb=Faceless?

0_o?

http://vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/7/11373?page=2#148404

Surprise. Did'ja miss me?

Considering Joyce is, as Lecter put it, the EC-88 of the VO charas, I find it amusing that Borb the Gweat and Tewwible is trying to claim she victimizes him. Then again, isn't that was BLAK was all about, even to the point of leaving when Arolte rained on their parade?

Heh, see, she attacks me even here with lies and slander. I rest my case.

Yes Borb, I missed thee.

:P

Not really Borb =P