We may have a lot of newbies this weekend, due to an MMORPG promo. Please be nice.

In other news, I don't know if our promo can compete with this one, also on the front page:

Mmmm, huntin' time :D

Tumble, you around Dau?

Seriously, Inc. Why aren't you giving away 5000 Transgender potions? What's good for the goose, etc., etc......

I want that fleet that's in the promo pic. Pretty please? We could make an event out of it and call it "Server Kill!"

I'll take 12

After I finished shooting screenshots of that fleet, I spawned a single Serco trident in the sector. Hilarity ensued.

Epic. Kill. The reason you don't do this to annoying players is?

Goes back to ghost's suggestion for "Server Kill". So I stick to Raptors and things.

But I would like to see more of the above. Well, maybe not quite like that, but that kind of ship numbers. That's what we've been working on for.. years now.

its true its true! inc hates serco thats why he spawned that poor serco trident to be attacked by all the itani ones, there is no playing this one off inc we know you favor the itani now you dirty smurf

oh also /me runs to resub his account

You know, it actually occurred to me that someone would say that, when I was taking the screenshot ;).

Lies. Inc is the original Serco.

No HACs, eh?

And it's no secret that Inc is biased against Serco lol

Edit: wait, nvm, spotted the one HAC

0 keys left already. Nice.

I dream of the day that Guild has the server capacity to make that a reality!

I have a feeling we didn't actually get 300 newbies. I woke up on Saturday, checked the site, and it said "2 keys left" and I simply refreshed and it was down to 0 keys.

It's far more plausible that they keys were legitimately taken within that time than it would be for the count to spontaneously decrease on a website that routinely distributes keys.

I stole them and am selling them on the black market for $99.99 each

A business model worthy of the Underpants Gnomes
http://onstartups.com/tabid/3339/bid/8608/Startup-Lessons-From-The-Underpants-Gnomes-PROFIT.aspx

Anyway, hope to see some new blood around here

Heavy emphasis on blood.

Crap.
Missed this one. Now I have to settle for the transgender key i guess. CRAP!