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Dear Ecka, can I date your daughter?
Dear Ecka, can I date your daughter?
I mean, even if Mecha Touriuas doesn't like it, I really like being with her.
I will offcourse bring her back before midnight, that is if she will allow me, and I promise I have only the most honourable of intentions.
I have never once tried to sleep in the same bed as her even if Mecha says so. We always had two rooms for sleeping.
I really hope that you will say that it is ok, because Mecha's dogs are shitting all over my Moth. Ever since he released them they have been gnawing my pilotseat and me.
Maybe if you say yes, I can give the dogs back to Mecha and get to meet your daughter again.
I am the proud owner of the Ole Sloth Moth XC IV, and distiller of Helio Mists 65% proof single malt (two cases included with package), and I am quite able to sustain both myself and your daughter.
Sincerely
Hortan
I mean, even if Mecha Touriuas doesn't like it, I really like being with her.
I will offcourse bring her back before midnight, that is if she will allow me, and I promise I have only the most honourable of intentions.
I have never once tried to sleep in the same bed as her even if Mecha says so. We always had two rooms for sleeping.
I really hope that you will say that it is ok, because Mecha's dogs are shitting all over my Moth. Ever since he released them they have been gnawing my pilotseat and me.
Maybe if you say yes, I can give the dogs back to Mecha and get to meet your daughter again.
I am the proud owner of the Ole Sloth Moth XC IV, and distiller of Helio Mists 65% proof single malt (two cases included with package), and I am quite able to sustain both myself and your daughter.
Sincerely
Hortan
and who's Ecka's daughter may I ask?
The Huntress
What?!?!
Ecka you DOG!
Leave my sister alone!
I want to see a VO pedigree...
That's MR Estenk to you!
Mugen
Mugen
iry, chances are you'd be don't want to.
I wouldn't be surprised if half of the mining and trading population of the universe is related to Ecka somehow... :P
I wouldn't be surprised if half of the mining and trading population of the universe is related to Ecka somehow... :P
We could blame his "drill"... :)
I like to think of Ecka as my crazy uncle.
I can assure Mr. Estenk that I am in no way related to him, and so no case of dating own relatives can occur here.
My family bloodline, although not the most flattering at times, could be read at the SSC forums, and possibly still.
-Hortan
PS: Mecha, your dogs have fleas, was that intentional?
My family bloodline, although not the most flattering at times, could be read at the SSC forums, and possibly still.
-Hortan
PS: Mecha, your dogs have fleas, was that intentional?
Och , I cannae see why not , its only mecha thats whinging and Huntress is a big girl , she can look after hersel'...........
Anyhow , I have only vague memories of Mecha and LQI as wains , I was away a lot ..... erm .... mining ...., and their mother chucked me out on the end . Her faithers ashes were in an urn on the mantlepeice , and I allus used it as an ashtray .
I think what upset her was when I said " The old bugger must be getting better , he's putting on weight......"
Anyhow , I have only vague memories of Mecha and LQI as wains , I was away a lot ..... erm .... mining ...., and their mother chucked me out on the end . Her faithers ashes were in an urn on the mantlepeice , and I allus used it as an ashtray .
I think what upset her was when I said " The old bugger must be getting better , he's putting on weight......"
/me wipes away a tear of laughter after Ecka's little story.
away mining? ya right....
Not sure that I have a say in the matter Shadoen... It is not like I am in charge here.
Thank you very much Mr. Estenk. I know that Huntress can look after herself, it is me I am concerned about.
So, now that I have your fathers blessing Mecha, could you please stop setting the dogs on me? I would really appreciate it, as it gets quite expensive in flightsuits after a while. After all, we may end up brothers one day.
Sincerely
-Hortan
Proud owner of the Ole Sloth Moth XC V
Distiller of Helio Mists, 65% proof single malt
Thank you very much Mr. Estenk. I know that Huntress can look after herself, it is me I am concerned about.
So, now that I have your fathers blessing Mecha, could you please stop setting the dogs on me? I would really appreciate it, as it gets quite expensive in flightsuits after a while. After all, we may end up brothers one day.
Sincerely
-Hortan
Proud owner of the Ole Sloth Moth XC V
Distiller of Helio Mists, 65% proof single malt
er , brothers in law....
Regarding VO pedigrees, all I know is that Mecha is my son, stolen from my DNA and raised in a test-tube.
Wow, if Huntress and I got together me and Ecka would be related! It's clear she likes me best, anyway. Sorry Hortan.
Wow, if Huntress and I got together me and Ecka would be related! It's clear she likes me best, anyway. Sorry Hortan.
Solved for all unknowns:)
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