*****NEWS IN BRIEF*****

CNN NEWS IN BRIEF:

BLACK HOLE DISCOVERED
...But nobody can find it.

ORION HEAVY MANUFACTURING DISCONTINUES THE REV C
The Viper Guild is forced to disband

SCAR BLOCKADES METANA WORMHOLE
Itani National spokesman Georges Feydeau responds, "Who the f*** goes to Metana?!" The Itani Nation remains safe.

NATIONS AND FACTIONS OFFER NEW ACHIEVEMENT RIBBONS TO CITIZENS
Public sees through the pointless distraction, offer ribbons to Nations in return for actual content.

SEDINA RACETRACKS CLOSE DOWN
No one notices.

COALITION OF ITAN STILL CAN'T PROTECT THE ITANI NATION
ITAN Guild responds: "But we got SCAR to go to Metana!"

RODA SLANE'S COMPLAINTS CONSUME CHANNEL 100
Maybe his mouth is the Black Hole?

DEADLY SERCO PIRATE TERRORIZES THE GALAXY
Even after being repeatedly destroyed, Brew still wants to sleep with her.

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The Viper Guild is forced to disband
Ouch! Maybe a better discussion, though, is would we lose as many ships if we didn't have RevCs? That is 70%+ of our casualties.

Even after being repeatedly destroyed, Brew still wants to sleep with her.
Love hurts.

[ITAN] LIEUTENANT SOON TO BE SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY
Investigative report article coming soon.

That's harsh...

We just let them rot on half-pay, it's worse enough, plus, they can't become a social case that way...

Did not disband...