Zoras Ock climbed into the cockpit of his Rockettaur... to trade.

... ugh.

While travelling the space lanes in this golden machine, he listened in to the chatter on the unencrypted frequencies...

"Noooooo!!! The source of my power!! *hic*..."

"What? Who is that?... wait... Borb..."

Zoras cycled through his subroutines to the transmitter on his 'taur... "Hey, Borb?"

"Yesh," replied an obviously drunken Borb...

[By Sol, he hasn't been maintaining his filters properly] though Zoras... [Well... this should entertain me for a while]... and he sent out a transmission, "Up for a Song, you decrepit cyborg?"

"Why... of courshhhh... but about whaatsssh?"

Zoras thought for a second... about his own problems... how he hadn't had a relationship for a while... then an idea struck him. "How about those Corvus Chicks?"

"Yeassshhh... Thereshhh nothing betta than a Corvushhh female... Teh sercho femmes are too rough..."

Then they proceeded to sing a rather bawdy tune... Borb playing off of Zoras's bored humor... and his own drunken state. They continued the song for the duration of Zoras's trade mission... much to the bother of such pilots as Itripped and KixKizzle... but another voice chimed in to the song, that of Phaserlight.

[Oh... I have to do this more often]though Zoras, [and I need to pay a visit to Fortune, maybe she can help me with my troubles] and then he laughed Mirthfully... "ehahahaha..."

- Excerpt from Zoras's autobiography.

Borb wakes up in a pool of roid rammers after getting beaten over and over again by Racers bus during a small bus fight hosted in Sedina b5.

"What am I doing in a pink bus!" He exclaimed with no memory of the last night, much to the enjoyment of Mystic whose beer stealing forced Borb to drink it or lose it.

lol

Outstanding. We need more songs!
/me wonders if any of his tequila is left...

Been saving one bottle to share upon your return.

Broma-Ba Slick

If you had just let me keep it like I wanted, I was trying to keep you out of trouble Borby.......So enjoy your pink bus! :-)

Pink bus I don't fly pink busses... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO DID THIS TO MY REV C!

Oh and I um found the log...

[2005/08/01 23:02:18] MysticRogue hides Borbys roid rammers
[2005/08/01 23:02:32] <Borb II> hehe once he ignores me I can talk bad about him it's all part'o the plan
[2005/08/01 23:02:40] <MysticRogue> lol
[2005/08/01 23:02:45] <Borb II> Noes my soure of power!!!
[2005/08/01 23:02:50] <iTripped> we'll see about that
[2005/08/01 23:02:56] <Borb II> Give'em back "MysticRogue" !!!!
[2005/08/01 23:03:07] <MysticRogue> very well
[2005/08/01 23:03:16] Borb II runs in to a wall trying to get to his beer
[2005/08/01 23:03:23] MysticRogue gives most of em back, keeps a couple for herself..hehe :-)~
[2005/08/01 23:03:46] <Borb II> my precouses >:)
[2005/08/01 23:03:49] <MysticRogue> i been in tani territory all day i need em...lol
[2005/08/01 23:03:53] Borb II gets drunk
[2005/08/01 23:04:21] <Borb II> oh wait I already was drunk... oh well now i'm drunkerer
[2005/08/01 23:04:29] <Borb II> hehe *hic* have em girl
[2005/08/01 23:04:34] <Zoras Ock> why were you in fleshbag territory?
[2005/08/01 23:06:12] <Borb II> I'llish kill the Itaish *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:06:33] Borb II climbs in to his rocketrag with much difficulty
[2005/08/01 23:06:50] <Borb II> For great victory!
[2005/08/01 23:06:59] Borb II hicups
[2005/08/01 23:07:12] <Zoras Ock> borb... have you been messing with your internal filters again?
[2005/08/01 23:07:56] <Borb II> I drank all the beersssss sho no one would shhheal them
[2005/08/01 23:08:16] <Borb II> I meansh shhhteal them
[2005/08/01 23:08:26] <Zoras Ock> oi Borb... jus... oi
[2005/08/01 23:08:33] Borb II hicups
[2005/08/01 23:08:34] <Zoras Ock> you need to get those filters checked
[2005/08/01 23:08:34] <Krashis Merala> only 5 itani on (!)
[2005/08/01 23:09:25] <Borb II> I would be itanish but I have ballshhhh *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:09:34] <iTripped> lol
[2005/08/01 23:09:37] <Zoras Ock> haha
[2005/08/01 23:09:43] <Zoras Ock> borb's too good to be a fleshbag
[2005/08/01 23:10:06] <Borb II> Thashhh right *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:10:20] <Zoras Ock> although... serco girls are a bit rough in bed
[2005/08/01 23:10:24] <Borb II> die all itanish!
[2005/08/01 23:11:07] <Dark HiveTyrant> ya know i strafee while rolling
[2005/08/01 23:11:11] <Borb II> I likesh Itanishh womenshhh my shhelf *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:11:24] <Zoras Ock> itani women are soft... but so are UIT chicks...
[2005/08/01 23:11:35] <Borb II> Shherco womenshhh hurtshh me *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:11:43] <Borb II> down there
[2005/08/01 23:11:51] Borb II hicups sadly
[2005/08/01 23:11:57] <Zoras Ock> haha... you need to get some armor plating dude.
[2005/08/01 23:12:04] <Larry LeBeuf> best grlz a Gray grlZ!!!
[2005/08/01 23:12:22] <Borb II> Theysh don't make it in my shhize
[2005/08/01 23:12:27] <i fight for peace> helo
[2005/08/01 23:12:33] <Zoras Ock> Most definitely... those Corvus girls... just... wow
[2005/08/01 23:12:42] <Borb II> I guesshhh I'm to big down there *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:12:50] <Borb II> Aye to that matey!
[2005/08/01 23:12:59] <Gaylic> damn im impressed takes two vprs
[2005/08/01 23:13:06] <Borb II> Corvushhh womenshhh all the wayshh!
[2005/08/01 23:13:10] <Larry LeBeuf> my god!!!
[2005/08/01 23:13:11] <Zoras Ock> YESHHH!
[2005/08/01 23:13:15] Borb II hicups
[2005/08/01 23:13:15] <Gaylic> one cant do it so one has to shoot ya in the back
[2005/08/01 23:13:32] <Borb II> ishhh the way of the game gaylic
[2005/08/01 23:13:48] <Borb II> ishhh not easy be 1337
[2005/08/01 23:13:52] Borb II hicups
[2005/08/01 23:14:04] <Kixkizzle> Any Serco doin BP?
[2005/08/01 23:14:17] <iTripped> not another another one!
[2005/08/01 23:14:19] <Zoras Ock> borb wants to... but he's a bit drunk right now
[2005/08/01 23:14:25] <Borb II> ayesh!
[2005/08/01 23:14:28] <Mines Messala> is BP still good???
[2005/08/01 23:14:30] <Zoras Ock> get him a corvus lass and maybe he'll help you
[2005/08/01 23:14:49] <Borb II> I killshhh all itanish my shhelf! *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:14:59] <Mines Messala> I thought they fix BP so it not give mucy anymore?
[2005/08/01 23:15:19] <Havok Gunstar> any itani doing bp?
[2005/08/01 23:15:23] <Borb II> itshh shhhill the best thing ever *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:15:42] <Zoras Ock> it's way better than advanced combat
[2005/08/01 23:16:17] <Borb II> it ishh just as good ashhhh mining! *hic*
[2005/08/01 23:16:18] <Zoras Ock> Song time... eh Borb?
[2005/08/01 23:16:24] <Borb II> shhhhure
[2005/08/01 23:16:27] <Zoras Ock> Ohhh... what I wouldn't do for a corvus lass
[2005/08/01 23:17:00] <Borb II> shooo i could touch her ashhh
[2005/08/01 23:17:15] Borb II hicups
[2005/08/01 23:17:56] <Zoras Ock> A corvus girl... nice and strong...
[2005/08/01 23:18:12] <Borb II> shhhe'll go all night long!
[2005/08/01 23:19:24] <Zoras Ock> With a nice flat stomach... she won't do a noob
[2005/08/01 23:19:52] <Borb II> shhhhhe has two big boob!
[2005/08/01 23:19:56] Borb II hic ups
[2005/08/01 23:21:06] <Zoras Ock> With Long blonde hair... and a great amount of wits
[2005/08/01 23:21:27] <Borb II> shhhhe hates VPR twitshhh
[2005/08/01 23:21:54] <Phaserlight> *chokes on beer*
[2005/08/01 23:22:24] <Zoras Ock> Come on Phaser!! Join in!
[2005/08/01 23:24:17] <Zoras Ock> but she'll still let me play wit her tits!
[2005/08/01 23:24:44] <Phaserlight> until she has one of her fits
[2005/08/01 23:25:04] <Borb II> she'll kick you in the dangly bitshhh
[2005/08/01 23:27:02] <iTripped> borb is acting funnyishhh
[2005/08/01 23:27:11] <Borb II> I'm shhhober!!!
[2005/08/01 23:27:15] Borb II hicups

Ahaha...

Booze it or lose it!

me raises his bottle and concurs.

lol

*Fortune smiles on people who eat, drink, and are merry in general, but that was just raunchy¹⁰⁰! >.<

Dangit. I'm missing out on drunken brawls with Borb & other various drunkards.

/me robs a 7-11 in order to get cable back... (And gets some tequila while he's at it)

Mystic has to remember to slip that mechanic at the station a lil something extra for the work on Borby's ship.....hehe