Once upon a time there was a great explosion!

9 months later CrazySpence showed up in a warthog.

Hark he said, hark.

What was it like where you came from?

Dark he said, Dark.

Now this is what I call roleplay... take note, peytros - he uses (some) punctuation and everything. It even rhymes!

Excellent work, CrazySpence!

All hail King CrazySpence.
<and there was much rejoicing>

Here's a good question: Which came first, CrazySpence or the Warthog?

hahahahaha

best RP story EVER

Thumbs up.

Now retell it in limerick form!

There once was a guy that said hark
He also comes from the dark

He lives in a hog
It flies like a log

His AGT missed the mark

/me takes notes

hahahaha

i love this thread.

Haiku!

CrazySpence says hark!
He will be seen in his hog
He is from the dark

Multiple acrostic!

ok you can do Haiku but, can you do Cinquain? Or perhaps Diamante?

You have reached the limits of my poetry knowledge

Iambic pentameter?

/me demands a Homeric epic

It is an ancient Crazy Spence
And he stoppeth one of three.
'By thy long wart hog and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?

Sedinas doors are opened wide,
And I am next ship in;
The fight is met, the neuts are set:
May'st hear the merry din.'

He holds him with his constant fire,
'There was a ‘taur,' quoth he.
'Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!'
Eftsoons his crates dropt he.

...................

with apologies to STC.

There's a reason I don't read the king james version of the bible

Forsooth! A great explosion did occur,
Which aptly drew great comment far and wide.
When 9 months passed, there was not one murmur,
And CrazySpence appeared, yea, at our side.

With noisome glee he op'ed his glistening maw,
And yawbled "Hark!" to all within his reach;
'Ere one could e'en respond to this guffaw,
He spoke again, and "Hark!" into the breach.

When queried as to where he made his mark,
His home, that is, was "Dark," he said, "'Twas dark."

I don't understand anything you guys are saying now.